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“My Parents Said I Could Be Anything” TeeThis shirt features the bold and unapologetic phrase: My parents said I could be anything, so I became an asshole. Designed for those with sharp humor and zero filters, this tee delivers sarcasm loud and clear. Its perfect for people who embrace their personality, dont take life too seriously, and arent afraid to say what everyone else is thinking. Bold, sarcastic humor Perfect for casual wear or statement outfits Clean text based design with strong
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★★★★★ 5
A perfect white work shirt.
Fit Type: Regular Fit, Color: White, Size: Medium
Thick, durable, iron exquisitely and the fit is spot on. Perfect white work shirt. I have a grey shirt too, the quality is the same.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 4, 2026
★★★★★ 3
Right fit
I love this shirt it was nice and bright when I got it after a few wash it started to fade out a bit was a perfect fit for a medium built person 5’7 I still would recommend this product they are really nice and thick
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Reviewed in the United States on September 14, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Excellent value and has saved me from the sun!
Fit Type: Regular Fit, Color: White, Size: Large
I ordered this large mans shirt because it was 100% cotton and long sleeve. I am a woman and use it to protect myself from the sun walking my dog, very stiff at first, but comes out with several washes. I love the shirt!
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Reviewed in the United States on June 9, 2026
★★★★★ 4
NICE Shirt that SHRINKS!!
Fit Type: Regular Fit, Color: Blue, Size: X-Large
Loved this shirt right out of the package. Put a little steam pressing on it and it was perfect. Has a thicker softer feel than most casual dress shirts. Ordered XL with the "regular" fit and it could be worn tucked or out without it looking overly blousy. SADLY, after a first wash on cold and tumble dry low, and pulled it out early and it shrunk by almost a full size!!! The sleeves, length of shirt and overall fittage shrunk so that now it fits like a snug large. I've never had a shirt shrink like this, hence, the one star off. I would have given it 2 stars off, but the original quality of the shirt is nice, just beware of the shrinkage factor. Don't put it in the dryer at all, only air dry it. I'm tempted to reorder another but just then never put it in the dryer.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 23, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Shirt worth buying several times
Size: XX-Large, Color: Anthracite Polo Stripe
Purchased another of same order and have found them to be excellent. Comfort, sizing, and quality. Can be dressed up or dressed down and they look great either way.
Worn in very hot weather and have not been oppressed by sweat. Nice. Will be purchasing more. Sizing was great. Loose and long enough to land just right over pants pocket top.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 1, 2026
